Yeah! Punch him in the nose! Step in his toe! Sacrifice his first born to Satan! Castrate him and feed him his balls! Give him a papercut in between his fingers!
@DeviIs Advocate, Woah, slow down there. Paper cuts? That's a little too much.
@DeviIs Advocate, damn...i like you
@DeviIs Advocate, Sounds like thee ol' sex routine.
@DeviIs Advocate, That last one made me cringe
@DeviIs Advocate, paper cuts to the djck and balls, between fingers, and eyelids. Then rolled in salt, and thrown in a pool of lemon juice. Margarita of pain
*criminal gets home* "Gahdamnit! All I wanted to do was enjoy a comfy lounge on my admittedly low to the ground and childish seating arrangement. Guess I'll get the broom."
There is shame in attacking anyone's bean bag.