"It's all ogre now"
@MrWonka, they should've included that quote on the cover.
@MrWonka, its never ogre
@Prof Peeps, on the final book
10/10 would read. And probably fap to as well...
@Littlechuckie, this isn't 50 Layers of Onion
@AnotherIdiot, if only I was that lucky...
@Littlechuckie, reading and fapping at the same time is a skill only few have mastered
@dementedgiraffe, well let me tell you that I'm beginning to feel like a fap god, fap god. Got 3 million porn apps on my ipod, ipod. Now who thinks they're horny enough to squirt cum, squirt cum. They said I fap like a robot so call my fapbot. But for me to fap like a computer must be in my jeans. I got a fleshlight in my back pocket, my prick'll stand up when I think about it. Got a fat knob from that jizzhut.
Finally a book worth my time
Congratulations, you ruined Shrek!
Ogres are like onions
Vampires are like onions that are glitter-glued to a rainbow buttplug
@Upvote Charity, This is the most beautiful poem I've ever read.
Shrek is love.
50 shades of green
Your skin is green like the mucus from a donkey. You're slimy like a slug. You're a.. "Say it" SHREK. "Yer dam right now. GET. OUT. OF. MAH. SWAMP."
*feels meme "we all have layers"