is this an “episode” advert?
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@iSparky, with a hoe
@iSparky, no it's a tide ad
@ThorFish, we are LITERALLY whores
That’s NEVER happened to me!
A few times.
Fine, gawddamit! ...Yesterday.
@Kamitha, ...this morning, you slut.
@Kamitha, I was gonna slutshame you, but I secretly dream of waking up with my uber driver and pizza. His hair chest, his cute accent, his greasy nipples. Man, how sexy.
@Awesome Naked Taco, mama mia
Must be Irish
@The Tower Of Pimps, nah son, we can handle our drink
But... Why was the pizza whole!?
When your Uber driver is called Bill Cosby.
Note to self: become an Uber driver
Sorry. I never been to ooba java