A girl accidently yells at her dad, "my uteruous is pulcing" and his reaction is hilarious
A man who gives a woman on her period chocolate, no matter what person or circumstance, is a man with experience.
@Judge Tomahawk, chocolate actually makes cramps worse, unfortunately. :P
@gaming is my life, What do you do to alleviate them?
Her mom was busy fvcking the Avengers.
@MisterSir, took me a second
@MisterSir, lucky mom
@LokisGoddess, If the daughter's name is Stacey, then lucky Avengers
Anyone else notice that Reese's is square?
Are period cramps really that bad? Were you really "dying" from the pain
@skillingspree, dying is a bit of an exaggeration, just like when people say "the pain is killing me". But yes it is bad, very, very, bad.
@skillingspree, in terms that most guys would understand, REGULAR cramps feel like taco bell sweating diarrhea where you sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, now imagine that for TWO days (at least) ...then there are more serious cramps there is really no way to explain those....
@skillingspree, not when you're on hardcore painkillers, which are totally necessary. So, pretty bad.
I too could feel her uterus pulsing...
So yesterday i was texting my buddy about my sisters friend and he asked if i was gonna try to do her after going in the pool. I told him id only last 30 seconds. 5 minutes later i get a text from my dad saying "i got ur texts enjoy the pool" with a smiley face. FML.
At least he gave a cup! It's not all about the chocolate, If the ladies know what I mean...
I can no longer eat peanut butter after hearing a story about a friend's friend who involved a dog with peanut butter on his peanut gallery. I know this friend as well which makes it more horrific.