Batman v superman hype
Superman: it's just a scratch bro walk it off
@SpaghettiSheep500, *wanks it off*
@SpaghettiSheep500, It's a prank bro
Batman is really getting his back broken
@BitmapJOE , hey that's bane's job. Damn alien taking jobs away from disabled body builders.
@Ray213, dey took our jobs
@Ray213, i feel like the fact that bane is hispanic should be relevant to this joke... I don't know why.
@BitmapJOE , chicken noises* since we are referring to south park lol
@BitmapJOE , deeeee turkerrrr jerrrrrrrrrbbbssss!!!!
Batman: you can just eat a buffet of djcks
At least he can afford to go to American hospital