it's repost from around 4 years ago it made me laugh so I figured I'd... reshare?
"Do you eat pussy like that"
@flippity flip floops, yes
@flippity flip floops, I know he does, who do you think have him this ability
All fun and games till you have no fking teeth left
@superslacker247, Dont know if you noticed but his teeth are made of iron. Otherwise he would have busted them the first time he tried that. There was a performer, Banna George who up to his 80's was water skiing bare foot and would hold the tow rope with his teeth. Human jaws and teeth can be incredibly powerful if taken care of properly. Remember, we evolved with only two sets. So our second set needs to last. I myself can take off bottle caps with my teeth. Been doing it for over a decade now and my teeth are in perfectly good health. Trick is to 1) Do it slow 2) Do it smart. Use my back molers and the bottle neck for leverage and pop! The cap pops right off and my teeth are fine and ive got a nice beverage.
My da however, had calluses so thick on his fingers from work he could use his bare thumb to just push the cap off. Shiite was ridiculous. Humans are pretty fragile when compared to the animal kingdom, but if we take care of ourselves we can dk some pretty cool stuff.
@superslacker247, dentists HATE him
Samoans are inhuman
Never in my life have I seen such a raw display of power. The only thing that even comes close is the way my boss eats fries. He pulls them out of the deep fryer BY HAND, that shjt just came out of 350+ degree grease. And he grabs the ketchup bottle and squirts it out on EACH INDIVIDUAL FRY, eating them 1 by 1. It's the most terrifying thing I see on a regular basis
That looks like it would hurt
Can’t our jaws + teeth put around 600Ibs of force/power?
Thats cool and all... But im looking at the background longingfor the warm weather to return
Dentists love him!
Now he will marry well.
His wife is a lucky woman
That boy an't right
Dentist hate him
Now he just needs to run onto the field during the Super Bowl and do this to the ball