@Voldemint, way to kill everyone's boner dude
@Thinlizzy, BURN THE BONER KILLER *Lights torch, grabs pitchfork*
@Thinlizzy, ? Just made mine harder
@Voldemint, more like fvck-flap
@ZZTopComment, this actually made me spit out my drink, that was good
@Voldemint, so I can push her poop back in.
@3 other people, what kind of birds and need talk did you get?
@Kovmonsta, bees, not need
@Voldemint, Jokes on you, girls don't do that!
@Voldemint, Dat scat
@Thinlizzy, are you serious here? I was almost actually ready to jack off here. For real. And now though, i cant...
@Voldemint, there are two kind of people in this world...
@The Milky Man, "why is milky so cool?" The real question is "why isn't milky so cool?"
@The Milky Man, I go back to this comment and laugh at your response so often. This comment is gold
@Thinlizzy, not mine
Yeah although... Two words: Zipper Teeth
@ChrisFromVA, I for one don't actually hate teeth. Although, a zipper is likely an entirely different story.
@ChrisFromVA, yeah your penis would be as raw as her anus.
0/10 would not bang. I don't want to get slut on me.
@MisterSir, *tentatively raises hand* I do
@ZZTopComment, I'll allow it.
@MisterSir, no slut on me, and definitely no slut on my car seats. That sh!t never washes out
@MisterSir, is that your way of coming out of the closet to everyone on stuckpixel?
@MisterSir, thats the beauty of it. Ey zipper stops it all from coming out, you just have to cum in.
Don't you mean zipper for men? If you know what I mean.
I would ask if she got a booty...But obviously she dooo
@Aberdolph Linkler , now I would ask you to use better grammar.
@CynicalSir, his grammar is fine...
@Dad Jokes, not for proper English.
@CynicalSir, have you been under a rock? This is the exact phrase that has been in circulation for quite a while.
@Nagato Uzumaki, what does that have to do with it not being proper English?
@CynicalSir, why is it bothering you now?
@Nagato Uzumaki, it's not just now. I've commented on it before.
@CynicalSir, I must have never seen it then. Good day
2 July 2014 #2July2014
One on their mouths would be better
@Gotabeepfromkim, thank you very much
Good, a zipper specifically for female peeing instead of male! Almost makes up for the nearly nonexistent pocket- wait, no, screw you, girl jean companies...
Can I get a hell yea?! *stone cold voice*
@Enriques Mole, and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so
*ZIP* "What's happening?!" "SURPRISE SUBTEXT!!!"
@Thinlizzy For some, what doesn't kill it only makes it stronger.
the zippers' fake..
@iNguyen, don't ruin my dreams!
I wouldn't mind getting caught in her zipper.
@The Insignificant 1, I would mind though I don't want my dick getting zippered off from the sides after much friction
@CPT badAss, thats why you use lube. Haha
@CPT badAss, that's a really good point. Thanks for unintentionally stopping me from modifying a pair of my old jeans:)
All I can say is Good God! ! As I commence to fapping
At least spell useful correct
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS? EASY ACCESS TO THE BOOTY!!! IT'S LIKE......FVCK!
Instead of violently ripping their pants for penetration.
Sexy girls poop too
I wish I could have taken that pic
i looks like a skid mark :-0
Perfect for road anal
I'll bust deep inside
A milestone for the porn industry!
I could just imagine someone walking around with that on public
2 July 2014 #2July2014
What car is that? And no I'm not gay!
@QuietGenius, it is a truck. I would say a Chevy judging by the mirror