(Next morning) *replaces hand with dildo*
@DeviIs Advocate, *replaces dildo with mickey's fingers*
@DeviIs Advocate, *Replaces dildo with a Bible, which is what yall need*
@DeviIs Advocate, *replaces hand with my dick*
@Penitent Tangeant, *replaces that with pepper spray*MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
@DeviIs Advocate, *move dildo to crotch and replace wheel with piston* surprise dildo bang to wake up.
@DeviIs Advocate, sleeps on other side of the bed
@kmaheynoway, *Replaces Bible with Swastika*
@DeviIs Advocate, replaces head with cock. woke up pretty happy
@kmaheynoway, *replaces bible with Jesus
Whatever works, works. You can't argue with results!
@Alliance, I have a baby midget stab me every morning to wake up
@Alliance, my question is....what the fvck fell out if it?
@Will It RhettandLink, of*
@Will It RhettandLink, I think its cotton stuffing. I could be wrong though
@ihatecums, do you hire a new one every few years?
I definitely don't need or want it.
Can I buy a similar machine... For science...
This made me laugh harder than it should have
This would be effective in my life
GET UP BlTCH!!
I'd hit it
I would actually wake up very angry.
She gets her hair caught in it on the next go around. I saw this online last week.. much funnier when shes caught in it.
My would have a real human hand
MAKE THIS TOP COMMENT #YOLO
@TrevTheGuy, *dr evil's voice* How bout no!
@TrevTheGuy, go back to ifunny or 9gag or funnyjunk
@Ihatepuns, A common Buddhist prayer. Please only live once.
Her name is Simone giertz on youtube. She has a few more genius inventions on her channel. Check her out
How to wake up pissed off
Sets alarm for 5:35? Random, but okay.
@nikinooodle, cuz she was doing demonstrations for a video
That irresistible urge to fap first thing when you wake up