The b*tch who made that top poem needs to be smacked 47 lightyears back into reality.
@Qu9ke, I mean, you can't just expect someone else to like your mother, that is inconcievable.
@Metzger, that was the only deal breaker for me on the top part. And the feet thing. Feet are gross
@Murderin Mike, I don't mind feet, but hey, I'm a woman & we're wierd.
@Metzger, *adds to funny pics database* it's kind of a personal thing. Happened to me in 5th grade O.o
@Murderin Mike, I wonder what happened..
@Metzger, I had a bad childhood okay 😭😜
@Murderin Mike, same here, but alright, we will leave this subject alone then.....
@Qu9ke, both of these are sexist i want a girl who tells shjtty jokes not one who is deaf and mute.
@Metzger, shh... Only dreams now?? Is this how it's done?
@Howling Mad, how what is done?
@Metzger, okay, I'm still learning all this funny pic's, thing. My apologies if I was offensive. 😞
@Howling Mad, not at all, I was just confused, do ellaborate..
@Metzger, nope, I have exuberance. Expand your mind and be excellent! You must be one with quantum physics to truly appreciate your browser.
@Jack Meoff, Lol. Yeah you are correct. They are both sexist. I am quicker to jump on the top poem though because I can actually see those ideas being planted in the minds of women everywhere much easier than I can seeing the ideas presented in the bottom poem being planted in the minds of men. That's just my opinion. Moral of the story: No matter the gender, don't hold onto unreasonable expectations.
@Qu9ke, true. The higher the expectation is, the lower the outcome will be.
@Metzger, I know I'm late, but I too like feet :3... But I'm a guy with a fetish so yeah. *slowly backs out of the room and into the shadows*
@Qu9ke, in that case, my feet are always well moisturized & manicured
@Metzger, :o? *steps back into the light* I guess I can stay for a while.
@Howling Mad, I don't really comprehend what on earth you just said, but it is compelling in ways I dare not even begin to fathom.
@Qu9ke, things phase through my mind when my medication is waring thin 😉
@Qu9ke, I was trying to prove a point about ones reality though.
@Qu9ke, I had no idea what he was saying either O.o
@Metzger, my in-laws are awesome, I don't really see a problem with that.
@IkyDickyFunnyPicy, you lucked out
@Qu9ke, yeah uh really no one likes cleaning i mean come on
*sheds one single manly tear*
@Brizzo, *wipes tear* we're okay.
*paraphrased top half*
I wish this night a man who will do everything ever and has spent his life earning and slaving to create an economic business, then rub my feet after a long day of spending it all away.
Anyone else skip the whole woman's poem?
@kyleywyote, I'm pretty sure it said "you're not reading"
Why do you want her to be deaf? "Make me a sandwich." *crickets* "Give me a BJ" *nothing* Do you want to learn sign language? Probably not. Flawed sexist plan.
I hate to be that person, but it's been a stressful week and I have to say it. This is incredibly sexist, generalizations are never okay, stereotypes are so not funny anymore. Don't even care if its meant to be an exaggerated joke. I'm still gonna b!tch right now. I apologize.
@TheSanityAssassin, well now you happen to be exactly that person you hate to be
@unregistired, Pretty much. I just want to restart my entire life because I fvcked up everything to the point where I'm ashamed to get up in the morning and and pretend I'm still valuable in the eyes of everyone else.
@unregistired, I didn't mean to hit send, don't respond to that.
@TheSanityAssassin, hey man its okay, everyone goes through tough times and if you try really hard you'll get that chance to cut ties and make a new life for yourself. Keep trucking there's a lot out there for you
@unregistired, Thanks, I appreciate that.
Hey, what's the big idea? Trying to make me look like an inadequate poet? I'll sock you in the mouth an then you'll know it. Because I am the best at making things rhyme. Potatoes.
And this is why we're all single
I think my subconscious got into the internet and created this.
Rin Swanson's poem
@gettinitfosho, luck you auto correct!