Who hurt this man?
Why don’t people believe in horoscopes when they are so very accurate?
@Deauxx, because they really arent?
haha I know yours is sarcasm just had to say it.
@Deauxx, because of a generally saturated market of inaccurate astrology flashing over the genuine stuff. Numberology is even more accurate that a person can guess my favorite color even. I say guess. But he can correctly identify. Golden leaves bookstore closed down and we lost contact though. I miss hot springs.
I can’t disagree with any of this 🤷🏼♂️
@Not A Wolf, I can. I can’t score for sh!t to even get a veneral disease.
@Not A Wolf, I'm guessing you're not a Pisces.
If it aint Walter Mercado I aint hearing it
@SxualChocolate, y que reciban 👆💫 mucho 💫 mucho 💫 mucho 🙊😘👐 amor
As a Scorpio, I feel it's important to point out that I have a strong sense of ethics and no business sense. I have occasionally thought about killing someone, though.
@Your Waifu, Who hasnt though lol
Mine doesn’t describe me at all
@Dimir FTW, Same. What's yours? I'm Leo and everytime I've read something describing them I'm the complete opposite. I'm definitely not a leader, outgoing, or bully-type.
As a Leo I'm offended but I'm above such petty things as this mortal realm. Now where's that mirror?
As a Virgo, this is accurate.
@Paperknifesaint, I'm super emotional but otherwise ya. I would blow my brains out if I had to drive a bus though...
Nixon was a Sagittarius like me???
I never thought I was bisexual. But after reading my horoscope I guess I am!
I laughed reading “you are a dipsh*t”, they’re probably right.
@Al The MotCoJCoLDS, it covers me just fine. Flaunting power applies now that I have kids.
As a conservative taurus, i feel personally attacked by the accuracy (minus that last sentence which is the most insulting part)
If you believe in horoscopes even in the slightest, not only are you against God, but you are completely lost
@whatthefrank, Holy shiite man, you just have to bring your religious bs into everything dont you? It must be your only sole characteristic. No wonder you are such a douchebag. You've got your religion so far up your arse you wouldn't know how to have fun even if your precious sky daddy came down from on high and personally explained the concept. Seriously? I feel sorry for you man. I really do. I cannot even imagine what it must be like to be friends with people like you. You remind me of that religious cunt in the movie The Mist.
You have probably never seen it because you probably dont watch movies cause they are the invention of the devil or some other such stupid nonsense. Smh. Nothing but genuine pity for you my guy. Genuine pity.
Guess ima Commie now...
A son of a bïtch murderer?
I disagree with Capricorn. My friend is a Capricorn and the exact opposite of this.
But I agree with Cancer.
Look up enneagrams. It's like real astrology!
The first horoscope I have ever found to be accurate
As a Gemini, both sides of my split personality felt offended... and then we laughed, because it's meant as a joke.
Aries and to an absolute T! Youre all d*ckheads and yes I'm a Pri*ck