It’s quick but I’m quicker!
Have y’all heard the monstrosity they tried with changing the rhythm of the ABCs? Yeah... look it up. (To make the LMNOP part easier to understand) but it’s Freaking Weird. It got shot down fast.
@Leslie Knope 2020, the LMNOP thing is already easy enough to understand that it's literally taught to children. And if your kid can't figure it out, you got a lemon and you should see about getting your money back.
Cuz is the fastest part of the alphabet and Bolt (ironic last name) can haul ass
Thought this was gonna be a QWOP joke for a sec.