That sounds like mental illness with extra steps
@lemongrenade, just say that you don’t want to date right now, that works a lot better than this
Can I interest you in a game I call, Put The Sorting Hat On The Slytherin?
@Bow To Your Senpai, is she the sorting hat?
No, Hedwig is
@Bow To Your Senpai, More like I’m gonna Slytherin through her Gryffindor to Ravenclaw my way into her Hufflepuff If you know what I mean!
... so a femcel?
Yes you can love yourself but saying you're partnered with yourself is stupid. They're gonna want to legalise single marriage.
I can't figure it out. Is she a pretentious b*tch or just can't cope with the fact she can't keep a SO.
There is something wrong with her or this is just more political correctness BS.
She is single. Deal with it.
@RogueKnight, none of the above. They asked her why she's single and alone even though she's Emma Watson and anyone would want her in an interview and she coyly responded she prefers to think of herself as self-partnered rather than alone and laughed.
She was making a joke to save face. I don't get why this bothers people.
If someone like Emma Watson says she's self partnered you know it's legit. If Rob the hippie with long hair and crows feet says he's self partnered then you like "mmhmm"
My butt stinks
No that’s just single, sorry no that’s not a thing