Sneak an auto correct "mistake" into your comment. Bonus points for anal.
I hate it when my phone autocorrects porn to poem so embarrassing.
@roguedawg279, I hate when it autocorrects poophole to pool
I'd measure everything on a titty scale if I had one
@Abusive Breasts, Wouldn't a titty scale just be a regular scale except on the counter or something?
@Abusive Breasts, *Dad voice* This is where I'd put my titty scale...
IF I HAD ONE!!
We'll never say never 😏🌚
Would you do it for a Klondike bar?
I wish Texas was only supposed to get up to 85. I get excited when it's only 90-95. August, man.
@My 15th choice, for real. 90 is a cool front
@My 15th choice, I remember the summer of 2011 when Austin had like 100 straight 100 degree days, we've only gone past 100 a few times this year and we consider it a cool summer
@D0N RAM0N, at least it's dry heat. Here in virginia, we have close to 100% humidity all throughout the summer, so although it may only be 85°, it feels like over 100 every stinkin day.
@ Officer Shaft, actually, Texas is very humid. We normally get past 60% humidity over here
@ Officer Shaft, only west Texas is the dry heat
85? Hot? Lol.
@Geodude, to you what's cold though?
Thank You for posting these, made my day, can't stop laughing. I love them :)
Where I live, the poopholes never close.
85? Must not live in Mississippi
You're living life to the max when your phone insists you mean poophole when you type pool
Not for anyone? Well....let's work on that this weekend, shall we?