I got a girlfriend once for 2 days. Twice. I am the supreme accidental Jedi.
@Codalicious, Do you play DayZ?
@RimmyJustler, No. Why?
I stubbed my tow watering my kelp garden and I only cried for 20 minutes. Total accidental Jedi
@Space Hitler, I showed my underpants to Neptune's daughter. Total accidental Jedi
@Space Hitler, I got 45 meters in QWOP! Kneel before your master!
*drops phone and catches with legs*
@yDselxic, drops leg and catches with phone
@EL REIBEZ, wat
@origamiguyljb, #just oscar pistoreous things
"Guy on rollerblades for first time couldn't stop, until bracing for impact with stranger and grabbing a random woman's cleavage".
@Captain Hammer, How does one grab cleavage?
@Codalicious, put hands out in front of you, cup them and squeeze
@Captain Hammer, Yeah, but that's boobs. Not cleavage. Cleavage is the cleft between the two breasts. You can't really grab that.
@Codalicious, i guess. I kind use the words interchangeably but yeah I mean boobs.
@Captain Hammer, Okay. You are forgiven.
Why would a Jedi drop a lighter off of an overpass?
I'm typing a comment. That counts right?
So in the example I read lightsaber instead of lighter... I think it's time I went to sleep XD
I like this term
I once dropped my iPod and caught it between my toes. Total accidental
28 June 2014 #28June2014
In 8th grade I did a back-tuck from a standing position to avoid a dodgeball I caught in my peripheral vision. I was 5'3" and 200lbs and can't do a backflip even now that I am in good shape. Accidental Jedi master