"Dude, what are you doing?"
"My bad man. I don't know what happened, I just slipped and started to hump you and film it."
@The Milky Man, I have a Russian friend, and one time at a party he was talking about how he finds it weird that Canadians go to such efforts to get laid. He claimed that "in Russia, sex just kinda happens". I took this and ran with it, and it became an inside joke with me and my friends.
"I was walking down the street, and WHOOP! ....vagina."
Or my favourite:
"I'm not gay, I just tripped."
@I Are Lebo, "Caution Wet Floors: Possible Gay Orgy"
Sign me up
Guess this is where all that surprise butt sex happens
*strips* I swear officer it was an accident
Be careful, you might fall in a women...and out of her...and in her again
I put this sign on my computer so when my mom used it and saw porn, she'd know it was an accident.
If only it were that easy
*erupts into full sprint*
Here ends the spelling errors of India mini update. Please exit to the auto-rickshaws that will take you to where you desire
did you slip and fall again?
The warning sign for browsing 4chan.
Must have gone to anus academy
How often is this happening that they've begun top prepare for it
Sure its an "accident", ill believe you this time.
"I swear honey! I was looking at Obama Care when all the sudden, it brought me to this!"