I wish when I masterbated my penis would make me breakfast, but instead he just acts like a total dick :D
I’ll show myself out.
@DJ Master RKelly, I would be too if I got rubbed the wrong way
@DJ Master RKelly, no no...I want to hear more about this penis cook.
Her vagina detached??
@megamanx181x, Asking the important questions here.
@megamanx181x, it’s kind of like the song detachable penis
@vonwulf337, a classic from the 90s!
@megamanx181x, that must be her term for her girlfriend
@megamanx181x, sounds like a new form of STD
@Rowsdower, rots off
I get up and make a nice breakfast for the wife regardless, so now its expected even when I get none...
@ThePandaPool , Smart man.
@ThePandaPool , just bragging here, I dick downed a chick so good she almost broke her wrist clenching the sheets before she came
@ThePandaPool , see now, thats where you fvcked up. You cant go around being a good guy all willy nilly
@Guy Fawkes, exactly. Learn from my mistakes people!
Humble brag here: I once converted a lesbian to being sexually interested in guys
Id’ve thought I’m her hands would’ve been making breakfast
@A Deformed Penis, they did all the work tho so they get to sleep in
With that silly font I though the username at first was itsfaithwvegan or itsfaithwvagina... both are wrong we see what we want to see
So I just looked up this Twitter profile. Wtf is that. No way it's real, gotta be a 40 year old male stealing another person's pictures with tweets like that.
So this is how we start off no nut November? Thanks fp!