I sexually identify as an Atheist- meaning that I don't believe I will ever get laid
@Good Guy Satan, same
@Good Guy Satan, I'm a sexual agnostic. I believe that it happened before, and it might happen again, but it's been so long that now I'm not sure.
@Good Guy Satan, I’m sexually religious. I am convinced I’m having sex but there is absolutely no evidence...
@Good Guy Satan, I hate the sexual orientation, or lack thereof, labeled asexual, I keep forgetting it means a nonsexual person and not that the person thinks they can reproduce by mitosis
@Jakobian, I once got into a rather heated argument with someone who identifies as asexual because as far as I was aware, from a medical standpoint asexual means an organism that reproduces without a partner. Nonsexual seems a more logical label for someone without sexual urges and desires. But they spent like an hour biting my head off, so even though I've forgotten their reasons, I'm just like "fine, fück it. I'll call you whatever you want if you'll just shut up about it."
Not in those words, of course.
@Good Guy Satan, I'm more a sexual acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
This guys speaking my language
It's been said on here before, but the gayest thing you can do is worry about what other men do with their own dïck. Keep your hands on yours and I'll keep my hands on mine.
@Themightyjonas, but sometimes I'll also keep my hands on another dudes
Gay, straight it’s all the same these days!
I mean, I would never try to impede someone with such grand ambitions
Exactly. Options are important!
Lol but that would be bisexuality