He's not a son, just a pile of ash
BUUURRNN!!!!!! I laughed harder than I was supposed too... i'm sorry I'll let myself out.
So they're getting in a car accident on the way there and the dad dies? Or dad comes clean about real parents dying and he can't stand the kids rampant imagination with his toys so he's getting rid of him? Or he's a responsible parent that thinks ahead before he commits suicide? How did the mom die? I have so many questions...
Unfunny sorry u were adopted asswipe