The pizza one does not work.
@sombrero mop, I can confirm that. It does not.
@sombrero mop, I can also confirm it, it's so dumb in theory, add water to make it less moist... Yeah, sure
@sombrero mop, but i got it to work...
@sombrero mop, always works for me.
@Im Sarcastic, your name says I can't trust you
@hitlersmissingT3STI, oh no. You can tooootally trust me.
@Im Sarcastic, I can vouch for this guy!
@sombrero mop, it's always worked for me...
@sombrero mop, try placing a paper item over it (ie: paper plate towel pamphlet ect)
@sombrero mop, neither does the shower one. Just put it in the dryer with a wet washcloth for ten minutes
@Sarcgasm, Are you sure?
@TomeKATANA, I do the exact same and it works haha
@sombrero mop, thank you
@XXXPussyslayer420XXX, lol, that too. Nice username you have there, Sir...
Nothing good on TV? Watch Gravity Falls or Arrow.
Thank you mister ducky
Isn't this called "Bad Advice Mallard"? So these are all bad things to do..
@McGeek, no, this is actual advice mallard, the bad advice one is red
@Captain Britain, crap you're right. Thank you, Captain Britain! You're such a great influence on our society, sign my baby!
@McGeek, only if you baby my sign, if you know what I mean
As a college student I use the last one every day
@Sexy Homunculus, I have never ever been able to get that one to work even after dozens of attempts. Do I need more steam?
@Teenage Grandpa, gotta be a sauna in that btch
Can someone confirm the paper cut/Chapstick one. Cause to me putting chemicals in a wound seems like it would hurt.
@ThePhenom, it should work by sealing the wound just like neosporin or Vaseline. Though you should probably use plain Chapstick
5 September 2014 #5September2014
Why do plane ticket prices go up?
The pizza one does work the trick to it is to have a widemouth glass with a non-plastic cup also it works better if your microwave does not have a rotating disk plate inside
@Rikdek Millstone, my knowledge of this is because I have a bachelors degree in culinary arts... I'm a Chef
You don't need to remind me to delete browser history, don't ask why
The last one has literally saved my life on multiple occasions
Puts chip in oven with bag. Burn down house.
What is this meme called? What does a duck have to do with tips and tricks?
@Brazz, I'm guessing youre new,welcome.
@Thatguywhodoesthings, not really, just never learned the name of this or most memes.
@Brazz, actual advice mallard
@Captain Britain, thanks, now that i see the name i remember it. Still dont get why its a duck.
@Brazz, Matter-of-fact Mallard
If im short on time i won't have time to steam up my bathroom
I doubt any of these work
I remember when this was posted but it said "chOp sticks". Like they're made of magical wood from the sacred forests guarded by ninja monks that will heal cuts