Last time i tried this line i got a restraining order..
@FlexasaurusRex, did she punch you first, because that's how women work.
@Malekorath, i got punched and maced. It was like a police officers wet dream
@FlexasaurusRex, is your name Doug by chance?
@SexyBuns21, no i am afraid not. My name is,Joey
@FlexasaurusRex, Go away Doug!
@FlexasaurusRex, GO AWAY DOUG!
Plot twist: The lump is in her pants
@JasonGodDamnGrace, but she isn't wearing pants
@sypersonic, Even better.
I know what love feels like Michael, I've had an erection before
Plot twist: the lump is doodie
@Jake The Legend, what the fvck are you doing???
Would it rather have a penus sized nipple or a nipple sized penus. (Why can't we cuss in the comments?)
"Too dangerous to love"
*should've been born in the 20's
And then women say they should've been born
Plot twist: the girl is saying that
My lovely lady lumps
Anybody else think that looks like Regan?