Wise words from sarge
"I AM MICHAEL J. CABOOSE, AND I HATE BABIES!" Michael J. Caboose
@Shipmaster Tittles, "I hate taxes!" Michael J. Caboose
@Watcher, "Blue team is best!" - Everyone ever
"If I can't beat off a room full of dudes, then what I have been training for?" - Donut, Red Team
@18bluecat, Just to clarify...are you beating off or beating off * if you know what I mean*?
@18bluecat, you called
"What's up?" "Turns out the super cool sword is actually a key." "You can still stab people with it." "Maybe it's a key that when you sick it in people it unlocks their death." -church Tucker and caboose
@ScobaltS, i want to unlock death for everyone! Death is bad and needs to be released. BD
"WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY?" - Church, Blue Team
@Spectre558, dude that's my line c*ck bite.
@Tuckerdidit, darn it you beat me to it
@random black dude , I'm surprised no one commented that earlier
"That...was the worst throw...ever...of all time!" "Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way". - Agent Washington and Michael J. Caboose
"I was BORN to take it easy"
-Dexter Grif, Red Team
@I SNIFF MEN, Grif is my favorite
Shiela no!! Will I dream Dave? Daaaaaaave
Ever wonder why we're here?
Lol those simulation troopers are either the most funny or most stupid guys I have ever met!
Words of wisdom
WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY.
MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH, AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!
"And your dead".
I know I shouldn't be asking this but what is this called?
Not my fault, Tucker did it...
Anyone understand the ending?!?