Let us carve a new path and set forth the generation of champions.
i wish i could stand up to life like that
@YoloSwagger23, it's a metaphor, he's not actually buff and stuff, it's just that he's prepared, maybe he studied for his exam, or maybe he filed his taxes on time and invested wisely, or maybe he shaved his butthole right before he ate chipotle
@lakewood20, or maybe he took a shjt before he tried anal
@YoloSwagger23, I started to do P90X so maybe one day I can
@lakewood20, what was that last part?
@YoloSwagger23, it's easy! Just grab your balls of steel, whack everyone else in the face with them, grab your love by the right armpit (so there's some slight boob touching playa) and fly off into the sunset!
When life gives you lemons, shove them up life's ass
@Taquito Speedo, You say I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS
@Duncan5769, *proceeds to squirt juice in life's eyes*
@Taquito Speedo, they won't fit:/ life hasn't been fvcked in the ass as much as we have..
@arsehole , "they gonna learn today! They gonna learn what a long dick looks like today!"- Kevin Hart
@Taquito Speedo, poetry to my ears. :,)
@Taquito Speedo, *commence Cave Johnson speech*
I'm just amazed he can pull life's skin down like its a jumper
Grab ahold of life and go in dry.
And then there's the rest of us, having our anuses destroyed harder by life than a Taco Bell feast
Or its not a metaphor and he just deals with life instead of complaining like a bltch
@an innocent civilian, in this community, not even the innocent are spared from the storm of downvotes after uttering the word "first"
And then rape.
so life is always seen as the purple man.... so in FNAF.....
You a busta' Carl?