i need friends
Hey! Stop trying to make the liquor store depressing! It's a magical land of pure inebriation, and I won't have it sullied by the likes of YOU!
I approve of these beer-based puns.
*slams phone on ground*
I demand more!
Maybe because you’re a full blown alcoholic
This is what the early stages of depression look like
I'm sure there's a pretty obvious problem preventing your success with a woman.
Oh boy is this prime target practice