Me: Maybe Alexa can keep track of all my friends!
Me: ...shut up.
@Kamitha, Alexa: .....new friends. You have 1276 friends in total. Would you like me to invite them over?
@Vegetable Soup, ...yes, please.
@Kamitha, Alexa: inviting 1276 friends. They have all declined. You now have a new total of zero friends.
@Vegetable Soup, 😰
@Kamitha, I just took you on an emotional rollercoaster. That'll be £5
@Vegetable Soup, ...hey....you’re talking to me......you must be my friend...........want some dip...............?
@Kamitha, I would love some dip. Would you like some Vegetable soup, f-friend?
@Vegetable Soup, Yes, please! And the dip is in the basement, friend.
@Kamitha, the basement is my favourite part of the house! How did you know?
@Vegetable Soup, I’m so pleased you like your new home!
*locks basement door*
@Kamitha, haha. I get it. Because no one likes you.
@FoodOverPeople, I like me so I guess that’s one.
@Kamitha, I like me too.
@Kamitha, haha that's funny. You can unlock the basement now. You didn't even give me dip lol
@Vegetable Soup, Oh it’s down there.
@Kamitha, I love what you've done with the place. Makes it look all horror movie like. The pile of bones next to the dip look so real!
we need to put alexa in a dog robot, so it can both move and do what it did before
@The Soviet Bear, I think a saw a video where someone put alexa in a firby.
@Seohn, didn't even have to feed it after midnight. It just went and tore up the country anyway.
Next thing you know it's keeping track of how many times you've busted.. the lamp in the living room.