Don’t need more
You like professional me. There's no need to bring casual me into this.
@sonofafishtaco, I've been looking for this perfect reply for a while now. Thank you
@sonofafishtaco, It’s interesting you mention that because I’ve been told several times throughout college never to become friends with coworkers because then if they mess up and do something wrong, it’s a lot harder to do the right thing and report/punish them. And on the flipside, it will keep you from getting too comfortable and messing up yourself
@TriangleTesticles, in a professional business environment your contemporaries also quickly become your competition. Professional courtesy and kindness are incredibly important, but when it comes time to fight for that promotion you're number 1. It's also just a good habit to practice being professional and pc with your coworkers, because at a certain point your career may depend on your ability to be professional and pc ;)
That's three too many
I wish my coworkers wanted to hang out after work
I already have 11 friends.