A Pet Named Steve, if you're reading this please go out with me I don't care if you're a trap because I'm a trap too. <3
*reads the Description* *whispers* What the fvck?
@Agent New Mexico, ssshhhh... The dick makes it cuter
@Polaroid, The djck doesn't make it make it cuter!!!! The djck makes it even GAAAAAYER!!!! THAT MAKES YOU GAAAAAAY, BJTCH!!!!!!!
@Polaroid, I'm still holding out for Stacey's daughter, or VegtableSoup
@Agent New Mexico, it can be both, you know.
@Polaroid, I am very flattered! But sorry to disappoint - I do not have a dick.
@A pet named Steve, then what good are you to me?
I still love you
@Polaroid, Well if it does ever work out, vids or it didn't happen.
@Agent New Mexico, I call seconds
@Duncan5769, I’m holding out for a human girl who wants a 9in bear d!ck.
@BearDaniels, Where's she gonna find one, though?
@Agent New Mexico, Between my legs!
@BearDaniels, *sighs* Daniel, we've been over this. Just because you cut off a bear's dong and duct taped it between your legs doesn't make it yours.
@Agent New Mexico, lmao! Well it’s not the bears anymore!
@BearDaniels, But it ain't yours either, ya grave-robber.
@Agent New Mexico, lol, you are my new favorite internet friend.
@BearDaniels, Yay. I has new fren.
@Polaroid, I have a dick tho, but I'm probably not as cute
@A pet named Steve, would you like to have one inside you ; )
@Original Commentor, That seems like an incredibly inconvenient place for one to grow. I mean, what purpose would it serve if it grew inside?
@Agent New Mexico, I can show you if you want ; )
@Original Commentor, Oh my gosh... yours grew inside your own body? *puts on surgical equipment and grabs scalpel* Welp, I won't pass up an opportunity to science, so let's do this. Stand still, this is gonna hurt.
@Agent New Mexico, sshhh baby don’t hurt me no more
@Original Commentor, You're right. Tell me where it's located so I can be a bit more accurate.
@Agent New Mexico, if you turn around and bend over I can show you
@Original Commentor, Understood. *begins stabbing blindly*
@Agent New Mexico, wtf is this chain...
@Killing instincts , I'm currently still trying to figure it out myself. Just roll with it. Grab a scalpel.
@Agent New Mexico, YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER PERVERTED COMMENT, BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!
@Original Commentor, OOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
@A pet named Steve, *disappointed sigh*
@Killing instincts , it’s all inappropriate comments and dic mutilation here. Are you in the right place?
@BearDaniels, I... I need an adult
@Killing instincts , it’s ok I’m an adult. Hop in my van and I’ll take you somewhere safe where there is candy.
@BearDaniels, OH BOY!
Grand wizard casts lynch n*ggers
@I grade CH memes, well I just choked on my food that was so unexpected. Well played
@I grade CH memes, #bestcomments
*sees title* Pray that I do not alter it any further.
RUN STEAVE, RUN!!!
This is perfect also the description