I'm kind of offended that this sign is insinuating that I do not urinate with precision and elegance every damn time
@Drunk Pantless Uncle,
*pisses outside of bowl to assert dominance*
Yes! What you said!
I'm gonna piss in the overflow drain on the floor.
Aka don’t piss outside of the urinal
@megamanx181x, when sh¡tt¡ng be shure to aim for the bowl.
@injit, please aim for the bowl
Wouldn't a crotch monocle on a one eyed snake just be glasses?
Translation seems off...
Look at this peasant without the self adjusting crotch monocle