f*ck women like amber heard
Alright that actually got a audible laugh out of me, good job Tyler
@Natural Sarcasm , you are up early today! That wasn’t a laugh of funny... that was a laugh of crazy cuz you lost your mind bro
@seeUpee, "You don't have to be insane to work here but it helps!"
@ TouchMyCatEars, you haven’t hit insane level yet... I will train you :D
@seeUpee, I’m usually up this early lol I just haven’t woken up enough to comment usually
@Natural Sarcasm , I know why too
Azul: Hey bitch!
Get up... I’m streaming... take me out!
@seeUpee, nahhhh blues not a morning person, he moves the six feet from my bedroom to the bathroom door, passes out again as I get ready and then sleeps for most of the car ride to work
@Natural Sarcasm , I’m going to have to steal Azul. Wish Oliverio was that chill... he takes a while to get up but when he does he will not hold still. I used to feed him twice a day. But now I only do it at night but the fvcker still insists that I feed him. As I am drinking my coffee in the kitchen looking at y’all, he will go from his bed in the sunroom to the kitchen where he has his bowl back to his bed, back to the kitchen, back to the bed. I cut his nails but you can still hear the “tick-tick-tick” sound they make against the hardwood. Was 28 outside this morning and I boot him out!
@Natural Sarcasm , now don’t get me wrong... I love’em but geeeez man! Calm down a second and let this coffee kick in.
@seeUpee, hahaha yeah blue is extra chill. When we’re at work he’s really active. Right now I keep him out in the field all day so he’s literally on the move for about 10 straight hours. He has the option to lay down he just doesn’t. We let the puppies out in the field periodically and he goes nuts for a while. He sleeps hard when the day is done though
@Natural Sarcasm , can’t tell you how bad ass I think that you can do that. Azul is living the best life ever!... depending on the job I will take Oliverio with me. He will piss on every tree available and just chill around us all day. This year I probably done that six or seven times and that is it. Made a mistake on taking him by a job last time next to a lake. Canadian geese started to migrate so he went nuts after them. I swear his dumbass almost drown at one point bc they weren’t having it. He had to learn that those aren’t the ducks he bullies at the park
@seeUpee, hahaha sounds like a classic Brittany move. That ADD gets the best of them. Yeah I think blue is lovin life here. He gets to eat double what he used to of high protein just to maintain weight. And with his food motivation I know he’s thrilled about that lol he gets a little over 4 cups a day now plus treats
@Natural Sarcasm , holy fvck that is a lot of food... how much does he weight?
@seeUpee, he weighs about 58lbs now. Before I brought him to work he weighed 65lbs and dropped nearly 10lbs in 6 weeks off his old diet. He’s stayed at 58 for the past two years on his current diet though
@seeUpee, how big is oliverio/ how much do feed him?
@Natural Sarcasm , oh snap, thought I did... maybe I did somewhere else? Was impressed at how much Azul eats and what a fatty ahahaha just burns it all with the puppies. Oliverio stays at a constant 45lbs all year round. Eats two cups plus leftovers. Anything about me is that I don’t like to have leftovers, so Oliverio comes in handy!
@seeUpee, yeah man dogs are like living breathing garbage disposals lol I’m picky about what people food I’ll let him have though. My mom hates that cause she wants to spoil him and knows I’ll get on to her if she does
@Natural Sarcasm , ahahahah don’t nag at your mom, let her do her thing with Azul and spoil him... my main rule is nothing sugary or junky like potato chips. Besides that he goes all in, from apples to cucumbers to lasagna to even soup. If I’m having a bbq he will get all the bones (except chicken of course) he seriously eats everything! Sometimes it back fires... He will get gas baaaaad like with onions that is already mixed in a casserole. They are deadly too, fvcker will come in the room... lay down, let it rip, gets up and leaves right away! He is a huge dick sometimes!
@seeUpee, yeah that’s what I gotta deal with if my mom babysits during the holidays, fvcking unreal gas for a whole damn day. My rule is no seasoning, plain meat and plain veggies are fine. Potatoes if cooked are okay in small doses but no raw potatoes since their skins are toxic. Gotta be careful with cooked bones btw, as they splinter and turn into choking hazards. Gotta be raw bones so they break off clean
@Natural Sarcasm , your mom and I would get along... we would spoil the crap out of Azul and then when you start asking questions we be like “I dunno, he did great here” ahahahah. Well, so far he has done really well with the cow bones. Stayed away from pork this year. He mainly chews on them a while and then goes and hides them. I do mean hide, not bury them... He will run over to a pile of leaves and try to hide it in there like an idiot... then the wind blows and he goes “oh, a bone” and chews on it some more. I seen it happen
@seeUpee, lol every year I do a birthday meal for blue and jellybean (the kennel dog) last year was raw steak, and egg, with some cheese and a peanut butter dog cake from this pet bakery for desert. They got to gnaw on the steak bone for awhile while their dinner settled
@Natural Sarcasm , Jellybean lololol hell nhaaaa. What kind of dog is she?
@seeUpee, she’s an English pointer, I think I’ve told you about her before. She got abandoned with us about 3 years ago now. I call her JB or jibberz
@Natural Sarcasm , yeah you have. But never told me her name... poor baby! I like Jibberz!
@seeUpee, that’s the one I call her most lol also it was blues favorite day today, trash day! He gets free reign to run around us and piss on alllll the trees as we haul a bunch of crap to the dumpster lol
My meme text was debating amber heard v depp earlier. It was unanimous it was bs and Johnny depp should still be grindewald. These ideas were what was debated.
I don’t know who that is...
@The Pun Shielder, Johnny Depp's abusive wife (ex wife now?) She played the lady in aqua man, but that's all I can remember her from.
@DapperBear, ah ok thanks.
Can someone explain the Amber herd drama, like why Jail?
Wow something actually decent for once Tyler
I don't think she's done enough for prison, jail maybe, but not prison