Is that Jesus in the pancake?
@Bigmeatjimmy, it’s Ron Swanson.
@Just Kraze, in other words, yes it is
@Just Kraze, yeah, so same thing
@Bigmeatjimmy, it’s a MIRACLE! A sign the second coming is near
@Just Kraze, looks like Jon Snow to me
@Just Kraze, why not both?
*mexican music plays in the background*
@Bigmeatjimmy, I thought that was a nice touch
@Bigmeatjimmy, I swear I thought it was Shia Labeouf on a donut, and I was about to comment:
False. Everyone knows the small, concealable weapons go to the LEFT of the place setting.
@Branth, I think that’s the quote I was just trying to remember. Firefly?
@Nellybert , I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen.
That colt is pointed in an uncomfortable direction
Can’t forget the Jesus, bible-thumping swine
I love waking to the smell of Jesus's face branded in a biscuit.
I worked for the company who makes that rifle for four years. There’s a good chance I touched 1 or more parts of it.
@ImNotRacistBut, what kind of rifle is it?
I too consume guns
Not enough freedom to be a full American breakfast
Not enough bacon. Whiskey. Shotguns. Or porterhouse steak
Go finish your crumpets and spot of tea. Tip toe cheerio
I can’t tell if that’s coffee or wine. And I think those are pomegranate seeds on the toast.
Must be a 1% American to be having lobster tails for breakfast.
@Liquid Stuff, lobster used to be what the poorer people of the world ate before the rich decided it was fancy.
Man I want an ar10...
Great... Now I really, really want bacon. And all I have left to satisfy my hunger with is St. Nikolaus Day chocolate, of which I have already eaten way too much. FP, why do you make me crave breakfast at 12am?
@A pet named Steve, Because America?
Not enough guns
Not enough freedom