Lol Jesus Christ toast
@VibratingButtChomper, jesus crust
No bacon or shotguns!? This is not the America I was promised! Also, that better be whiskey in that glass!
@ Emco567, looks too dark.
@ Emco567, if it was, then it would be a classy Anerican who doesn't chuck ice in it for once (shudders in single malt whisky)
Not enough guns
@Nurse Joy, or breakfast steak
The person needs more firearms safety training. That pistol in the lower right part of the pic looks like it would be pointing towards themselves if they sat down to eat.
@Negamanee, it is clearly for the purpose that in the case of reaching maximum stomach capacity you can create a vent hole to continue your meal
@Negamanee, glad I wasn't the only one who though that. AR is at a crappy grab angle (might as well be on the floor) same with the other pistol. Not a single readily accessible gun in that pic
@Negamanee, it is so he does not need to obviously rotate it when he grabs it to shoot someone on his left. While they are looking at the wonderfully prepared egg, you look like you are going for your fork but in a fraction of a second just pick up the gun already aimed at them and pull the trigger.
I don't wanna be a booger but the gun should be flipped horizontally
Stfu europe no one cares what u think
Fun fact: I was a production manager and manufacturing engineer for LaRue Tactical, the maker of the AR10 in the bottom pic aka OBR (Optimized Battle Rifle). I still remember the internal sku’s for many of their products.
@ImNotRacistBut, AR10: For when .233/5.56 doesn’t say “fvck you!” quite hard enough!
God I want one so bad....
@XiozTaschez, pony up! 4K will set you up with a baseline, then drop 3K on an optic.
@ImNotRacistBut, Jesus... that’s like 3 rolls of toilet paper right now.
15 years, when my youngest is out of the house I may consider it. For now, I’ll rely on the .223
@XiozTaschez, I can’t afford one either, but then again, I know how to build them so mine are frankensteins
@ImNotRacistBut, That just might be the route I take, acquire the components over time.
Top pic actually looks strikingly similar to my breakfast this morning. I made a bunch of bacon, fried the last egg we had in the fridge, had two slices of toast, and some coffee. Although I don’t put my gun on the table, there hasn’t been a single day in the last 5 years that I didn’t have it with me at breakfast.
“I’m sorry, but my order was to go.”
“You can put the ammo and the fries in the same bag. Thanks.”
@Cave Dweller, mmmmmmmsalty brass
You mean you don’t have a fork made of little knives?
Surf and turf for breakfast???
@megamanx181x, I believe this is actually land, air, and sea there appears to be chicken too
@Joseph The Broseph, SEAL breakfast.
this is gun jesus's breakfast he put himself on the toast
Lobster tails? You must be that special kind of american that the laws don’t apply to
As an American, this is very offensive to me! Wheres the goddamn triple meat bacon cheeseburger and a cold bud? In texas we always have a goddamn triple meat bacon cheeseburger and a cold bud for breakfast
Jesus Tortilla is better