I had to skip to the end of the story to see if it ended in "......I need about tree fiddy" I'll be d@mned if I get bamboozled again
@Permanentlyhandsome, Every. Single. Story. I do this now.
@Permanentlyhandsome, Same here:p
@Permanentlyhandsome, I don't just because I enjoy a good heckin bamboozle sometimes
@Permanentlyhandsome, me too!!
Aaaaaaand anal prolapse
I genuinely belly laughed at the image and sound of this. It's the middle of the night here... Everyone is asleep.
@Marion Moseby, *was
@Marion Moseby, I'm at work. Early (for them) and I just laughed exactly like Seth Rogan
@Marion Moseby, llol! (literally LOL)
@Marion Moseby, I'm glad we all had a good laugh about anal beads.
I laughed way more than I should have at this
@ILoveKnawedge, me too.
@groundpounder04, how do you measure how much you laugh?
@ImNotRacistBut, A Hahameter. Not to be confused with an Ahameter, which is used to measure how many surfaces you bump into while walking drunk.
@GI Fumbles, and not to be confused with an Aha!meter which measures how many times you should take on me.
I know a guy who described sex with his ex as beige, because it was just that boring
I am trying to imagine that sound right now
@megamanx181x, can only recreate it.
But that's how the hentai taught me to do it
Something something "start her like a lawnmower".
HAHAHA YOU GOTTA GO SLOW
"Fire in the hole!"
Do you want hemmoroids? Because that's how you get hemmoroids.