“How much for the sex doll?”
“Sir, that’s a mannequin.”
“Okay, how much for the sex ‘mannequin?’”
@JDPhi, .... 50 bucks and meet me in the back of the department store.
I mean you gotta know it's elasticity cause chances are you gonna have to dig it out of your ass crack at some point
@Lellow0079, seriously though.
"I am not attracted to a mannequin, I am not attracted to a mannequin, I am not attracted to a mannequin..."
@TheRealDrummerBoyASD, hold it together man. Society would never let you back in if you are attracted to a mannequin
@Click To Login, "Sir! I'd like to buy your mannequin for completely normal reasons!...Yes, of course I want the clothes too, she'll get cold!"
Why are you wearing it if you have to fish it out of your crack all the time?
@megamanx181x, You should try a pair. It’ll make you feel pretty.
@Kamitha, hmm.... I always wanted to feel pretty and hopefully other men will undress@me with their eyes as they give into their carnal lust...
@Kamitha, *tries. Oh dear freaking lord! Who designed this shjt!? Jheeze this is uncomfortable! The plaid skirts were fine, but this!? Nah.
@mas2de, The devil designed it. If you’re wearing plaid skirts, you should just go commando.
Finally! A realistic mannequin!
Finally, some truth in advertising!
What’s the external diameter of the silicone part of a fleshlight?
Asking for a friend...