I always say 'bless you' when people fart. Wouldn't it be crazy to actually sneeze out of your anus? That much force might actually produce liftoff. Also, people would probably crap their pants more.
@Empshok, that would also be the funniest thing to see
@Empshok, bruh, how high are you?
@Empshok, Houston, we have liftoff!
Uhhh, Houston? We have a problem... it's a big one...
@Smo Queed, *checks upvotes* pretty high.
@Smo Queed, are you asking because your afraid he may be higher than you are? 😋
I feel like that's just called a fart
@Good Guy Satan, Except I don't fart when I sprinkle pepper in my bunghole
@Good Guy Satan, that's gotta suck during flu season, when it's runny and you're always wiping.
@TriangleTesticles, sounds like you're going to need some teepee for your bunghole.