Goes right in my chastity belt
Me: I’m an open book!
Also me: But in order to get to know me, you must unlock a complicated and confusing three part device with rusty, emotionally stunted keys.
*uses bolt cutters*
When you forget that bolt cutters exist
@Doctor Rick, this is why they were invented
Lord help you if that lock is what’s keeping you to get into your house and you got mud butt coming.
when you wear a condom and she's on birth control with an iud.
Mr. Puzzle on youtube...
I’ll take “impractical and unhelpful devices” for $800, Alex.
@I Are Lebo, how about interesting and unique collectibles for $1000?
@I Are Lebo, unhelpful? How So? It does it's job just as well as any other padlock... arguably better since it takes 3 unique keys and some though to unlock it and most padlocks are either combination or single key.... it's also only impractical if you're putting it on something you need to get into fast.... if it's something you just want to keep guarded such as a storage shed, it's plenty practical because you don't need to worry about time constraints
@Gay Ninja, the key holes are generic, the device is slow to open, it requires keeping three separate keys to open and is no less vulnerable to bolt cutters. Impractical.
@I Are Lebo, just cause the holes are generic does not make the inner workings generic... you can stick many keys into many different locks, doesn't mean they'll open the locks.... I pointed out that it is only impractical if you need it somewhere where speed is important, at which case it's your own damn fault... needing 3 keys is a huge point on the security of it versus other padlocks and the point of boltcutters proves my point of it being AT LEAST as helpful as other padlocks..... so thank you for reinforcing my argument
@Gay Ninja, if you think my argument reinforced yours then either your reading skills or my writing skills are lacking here. On the off chance it’s mine, I’ll rephrase.
The three keys all look identical to me. Maybe they’re not. It’s still impractical to carry three keys to open a single lock. The lock holes are large enough that you could use a pinhole key (the teeth are sliders) to open it, and the material is still weak enough to be broken.
The fact that it takes so long to open is also a design flaw. Unless you are rarely opening and closing this, it makes more sense to use a proper padlock made out of stronger material.
Give me just one example of something you could use this on that it wouldn’t make more sense to use a typical padlock.
Ah. This is one of those chastity belts where one key is given to your spouse, one to your mom, and one to God.
When you have “certain pics” in a safe, and you need to hide them really good
The padlock for people with more trust issues than friends
"That's really the only one they had at the store? There wasn't a basic Master lock?"
I need this
Ive seen this guy open harder locks. Crazy but he does it
That's some Resident Evil shït right there.
Yea there’s this thing called a portable torch. Also bolt cutters.
Put that on your locker at school and you would be late for every class
What if you lose one key?
Where's the people complaining about this GIF not being funny?
If you are going to put all the keys on one chain you might as well just have one key instead