If it's in the butt it's not incest
@GonMoose the Great, that's just simple physics
@GonMoose the Great, outstanding move
@GonMoose the Great, that’s what I told my daughter, but she still called the police. So unfair.
It's not incest if you say no chromo
I volunteer to be step daddy
@Leslie Knope 2020,
*pushes to the ground*
I volunteer to be her daddy
@seeUpee, how many times are we going to fight over good looking people? You won Terry Crews, you made your decision, now live with it!
@Leslie Knope 2020, bahahahaha... I won? You didn’t even put up a fight! You just admitted defeat... flipped over and took it... actually, that is a good strategy
@seeUpee, I just knew that special someone would be waiting for me if I was just patient enough 😂
@Leslie Knope 2020, wouldn’t you want her to call you Mommy ?
@DrSin, on the internet, everyone is a guy
@theshadosnipe, rule 29
How is this even possible? Does all her fat intake just go straight to her delicious ass?
@seeUpee, squats with weights and lunges homie
@Leslie Knope 2020, but that slim waist tho...and the hips... gotta be some fat there... she probably does only squats and lunges all day everyday after that hard divorce
@seeUpee, you know it! (I’m guessing she wears a waist trainer too)
@Leslie Knope 2020,
Had to look that up, fvck me! Y’all women lie so much
@Leslie Knope 2020, my leg day consist of this, so you are welcome to look at my ass
@seeUpee, 😂 it does eventually “train” the waist to be smaller without it... I think. Not 100% sure about that. My cousin just started her waist training and she’s like a freaking super model, tall, lean, and has these great big tits, and now she looks like Barbie with her tiny waist. (She married into the family I’m not being weird here)
@seeUpee, ok I’m here to say, FÜCK YOGA PANTS, like I got me a hook up one time lady at the gym, she was looking at me first, she had such a nice ass, fast forward one week later, I pulled those bad boys off and that ass dropped .... look I’m not superficial, but if you wanna lie ima be a little mad, still sinned though
@DrSin, yeah? Only interested if you do your squats naked though. Wanna see if you can get your balls to touch the floor
@Leslie Knope 2020, it would be alright if you were tho..
@Leslie Knope 2020, well....... I make sure I go ass to grass, not kidding, 300 I can rep 3 times and die, if you want a show I’ll load 250 and smack my balls on the floor 25 times
@Leslie Knope 2020, good thing you added that at the end... cleared you on checking your cousin out like that... nice
@DrSin, all I read was that you’re gonna smack your balls on the floor 25 times and I am here for it
@DrSin, you did mentioned recently that your ass wasn’t small... if is nice and round I look at it all day
@Leslie Knope 2020, done, after that I’ll lunge so I can drag em
@seeUpee, you are welcome to watch, no touching, that’s after you pay a toll
@ TouchMyCatEars, lmao so when I met my cousin (the hot one) she had just started dating, well, my cousin... anyway, I was in a relationship with a lady at the time and we both just dropped our jaws we could not stop drooling over her! Freaking gorgeous with the Monroe mole and everything (I love me that Monroe mole) We would both get so nervous around her... whew! But that was a long time ago and now me and the hot cousin are just besties now. But sometimes I DO get to look at her tits lmao
@seeUpee, we got ourselves a good old fashioned ass party going on here!
@Leslie Knope 2020, whoa... so Leslie with another woman a thing? Like ✂ing?
@seeUpee, yeah, we talked about this... lmao I dated a few ladies and had a serious relationship with the one that had the hots for my cousin and that lasted 2.5 years. And yes, we ✂️ lmaoooo just to check it off the list 😂
@seeUpee, I’ve done a lot of weird shjt just to “cross it off the list”... 🤔
@Leslie Knope 2020, I don’t know who you been talking to but it was not me... I would of remember this 100% cuz I have questions!!! Like strap on?
@seeUpee, maybe you thought I was full of shjt? We’ve been talking about women for days now
@seeUpee, ask away! But in a different pic since it’s crowded here
@Leslie Knope 2020, I knew I liked you for some reason !!!!! High five !!!!!!! You are now officially my friend
@Leslie Knope 2020, ever wore a chick like a snorkel
@DrSin, uh, yeah that’s like 90% of lesbianing
@Leslie Knope 2020, yes... we have... but not that you actually dated for 2.5 years another chick or even been with a chick... just that you can appreciate a good looking woman... well, well confusing me with another... how dare you! Ahahaha you punk! good thing I never did send you my gfs ass in the yoga pants eating her panties bc I would of had someone else reaching orgasm that wasn’t me to it. Going to have to save this conversation for tomorrow cuz I need to get my sleep for tomorrow or it will kick my ass
@seeUpee, word ✌🏼 (p.s I would NEVER confuse you with anyone else, and I was just gonna look I swear)
@Leslie Knope 2020, some chicks dont eat, so that’s why I asked, ps I have a couple chick friends who got a girlfriend, they are bi, and one of them couldn’t stand the thought of eating pussy
@DrSin, she is a terrible lesbian and/or bisexual. In fact she just being selfish! Lmao 😂
@Leslie Knope 2020, right? It’s like if I go down on you, you gonna return the favor !!!!
@DrSin, do it with them on. cut a little hole in the crotch. done.
@seeUpee, oh, thought I should add that there’s spanx that pad the booty to look better too! Lol like a push-up bra for your butt! You can’t trust anyone!!!!
@Leslie Knope 2020, you havent missed your chance to have a ladies slumber party! Break out the wine, pillows, and body oil!
@Leslie Knope 2020, I actually seen those... “the booty pop” what is called
Well, you’re not mine. Hey I’m Tyler643.
@I Are Lebo, heyyy
And tonight I’m going to be daddy....
Shït, can I come over for dinner?
Well I guess you can call me a motherfvcker B)
@DJ Master RKelly, I was super mad at my step father, and I balled up all my courage (like for real) and screamed “mother fcker” at him. He just laughed and said “yes I am”. I was so mad I threw my phone (it broke). Hilarious to think about now, but omg I was so pissed at the time lmao
@Leslie Knope 2020, your stepfather is secretly a JoJo fan
Given that this is clearly fake, whomst got the sauce?
Worth the risk
*insert sweet home alabama joke here*
So you’re also conveniently located!