I agreed to work a double shift tomorrow because I've got nothing better to do. *cries uncontrollably* someone date me, I'll play video games naked with you and.... I'm so desperate...
@Deunan, my decision depends on your gender, sir or madam.
@Deunan, naked you say? *strokes chin in thought*
@Deunan, like puppet man my decision depends on your gender, but also your weight, lack of skin deformities, humor, emotional depth, willingness to get freaky, religion, political stances, family, ancestors, extra chromosomes, extra appendages, third eyes, past demonic possessions, and your opinion on who shot first.
@Mumen Rider , mine was actually a joke, yours is the serious and truthful version lol
@Mumen Rider , female. And Greedo Undoubtedly 😁 the only odd thing is i got abnormally short pinkie fingers that make me question my existence...
As a Target employee, can confirm, Feb 15 is the best holiday.
@Obligatory Commentor, as a team lead at Target, can confirm, the day after valentines, Easter, Halloween and Christmas, is the best holiday
@VibratingButtChomper, I got a few bags of Halloween candy for 85% off about a week after the holiday. That's including team discount and the red card.
@Obligatory Commentor, to be fat as fvck !
I actually don’t like being the first comment trying to get top comment. I enjoy seeing everyone else witty and funny comments first. You guys all make me laugh and make the pictures more enjoyable
@Caramelapples, I initially read your user name as caramelnipples.
@Devils Avocado, that name is slightly better 👍🏼
It's almost like I see this joke every year. I must be delusional
It's also annoy squidward day
The real party is at your mothers house... Where her clothes are 100% off
It's also my brother's birthday. He caused a lot of emotional strife for my family. Thanks for bringing up bad memories guys.