Had a Tinder date once over at my place. She seemed really uncomfortable and I looked down and she had taken off her boots and low and behold an ankle monitor. Wish I could have seen the look on my face.
@RonMexico, we need more details!
@Sortofslobro, if you can get 20 upvotes I’ll tell the whole story. And maybe I’ll just tell it anyway haha.
@RonMexico, please do
@RonMexico, done 20 now informs us I need it
@Sortofslobro, about 5 years ago meet this girl on Tinder. Chat for two weeks and decide to go to dinner. She meets me at my place first. Shows up in a dress and cowgirl boots. She’s looking great. We are sitting on the couch and she is really nervous, fidgety. Finally I say hey it’s okay I don’t expect sexy time we just met, just relax. She says it’s not that I need to tell you something. I don’t know how I didn’t notice but at some point she had slipped off the boots. I remember looking down and there’s this black box around her ankle with a red blinking light. My face must have said it all because she’s like I gotta go I gotta go. I talk her into staying cause ya know I gotta get the story...
@RonMexico, so basically, and I’m gonna he vague here, she was indirectly involved in a serious crime with her ex. Like armed robbery. She wasn’t there but she knew about it. I was pretty floored. It sucked to hear it bc she was super cute, but she had a PO and court dates and I didn’t need all that. She did end up going to prison.
@RonMexico, thank you for keeping your promise. Sorry about your date though
I work for probation. The GPS monitors just track the probationer’s location. If they go outside their approved area, the PO gets a notice (email). They will just add it to the list of violations they may file later. If the DA bothers to accept the filing.
Those earrings are a trip hazard