Does anyone else constantly insult their animal? I do, and they think they're getting complimented.
@Chunkybear40, YOU MONSTER!
@Chunkybear40, when he's being a dick, yeah. But I'll say it in the "good boy voice" so he doesn't know.
@Chunkybear40, I can't remember why it started but my whole family calls my dog a slut. Cause she is.
@Chunkybear40, sometimes i call my dog/cat idiot
@Chunkybear40, I call my dog "stinky", and "shiz-monger"
@Smo Queed, SAME
Me: "Awww Zeus, who's the assh*le mastiff that wants outside even though he was just out there two mins ago? That's right, you are!"
@Chunkybear40, I do. I pet my dog and say "You stupid dog" in a cute voice and he wags his tail. It's the cutest
@Chunkybear40, I do the same with my friends- we all like to chide with each other and I'm including my pup in on the fun. If she gets to sassily woogle at me, I get to sass her up in return.
It's always the people you expected from
Jackson is actually a good boy. He saw that pillow as a thread and so he eliminated the treath cuz you we're to chicken to do it yourself.
@TroolFace, the pillow was going to kill them all
@Donutfilm, the pillow was obviously a secret agent.