"A self raping child"
@LoZ Fanatic, "Worry no more!"
@LoZ Fanatic, "don't let you children self-rape, give them a hand"
" +5 years "
@ShedewBeatzInc, do kids start spanking their monkey at the age of 5 nowadays?
@Eggsample, probably not but my sister that's in 7th grade says that her classmates claim to do it o_o
@ShedewBeatzInc, damn dude, that's pretty bad
@Eggsample, I know :/
@ShedewBeatzInc, I started at 9...
@Your Left Testicle, alrighty then
@Eggsample, My cousin teaches at a pre-k. Some 3 y.o. was doing it at nap time.
@ShedewBeatzInc, that seems like a fairly normal age for it? Puberty has struck and hormones are raging.
@Aoba Seragaki, well you do have a point, it has been proven that puberty IS starting at younger ages
@ShedewBeatzInc, I think it's different for everyone, but according to most of the people I talked to about it, the average age seems to be eleven.
@Aoba Seragaki, (me being a girl) I hit puberty if you know what I mean.. 2 weeks after my 10th birthday :l
@ShedewBeatzInc, I personally was 13 and a half
@Aoba Seragaki, atleast yours was at the expected age
@ShedewBeatzInc, I was told that was late. I was the last of my friends and my parents were planning to take me to the OBGYN if it hadn't come by the next couple months
@Aoba Seragaki, oh..well I was told that it should be expected by around ages 11-14ish but if it's wrong then I dunno
@Your Left Testicle, and my right one started at 12.. Ba dum tssss
@Aoba Seragaki, me too...
@Eggsample, boys have been know to play with it in the womb
@ShedewBeatzInc, "spread eagle position"
@Daquan, have an upvote.
Just a heads up this is fake, the actual device is used to strap down and calm kids who are having gran mal seizures
@jouze, ya but that's not funny...
IT WOULD TAKE FAR MORE TO HOLD ME BACK
"Have you ever imagined your child masterbating". Hopefully not.
Are you fkn kidding me?... The moment he gets out that thing he's gonna jerk his chicken all over your house... leaving your future grandchildren on your suede sofa
Grip of satan? Hey maybe his grip can help out
"Dangerous Sin Zones"
My nose itches
Looks like the cross joint from pineapple express
#No fap November
@StayOutOfMyShed, nope, impossible.
Next thing you know, there will be "Fathers Against Porn"
@Super GingerBoy, F.A.P. for short
@Dot, that's the point ;)
Might as well cut his hands off and sacrifice him to god cuz he's not gunna wanna live if he can't jerk his meat
Step 2: Crucify him
So how would you explain why your straping them down to them...sry son I think ur gonna masturbate sooo ur gonna be strapped here for a while
Hey son, I don't trust you for one second so I'm gonna tie you to a post and leave you on the ground while daddy watches his "movies". Where are the tissues?
Thanks FunnyPics, that was disturbing.
Anyone else try to hit "continue reading?"
This was actually invented as a timeout thing
"The only Crucifix that prevents the second cumming!"
Yes let's stop masterbating by crucifying the kids
Giving the religious community a bad name smh
"because crucifixion is the best way to handle everything!" Thats what christianity is about right?
As a member of the Dark Brotherhood I find the symbol in the bottom left corner very troubling.
@I stole your car, I think it's because "they know"
I'm really good at fishing. I guess you could say I'm a... master baiter. *gets punched*
This would probably still not work
Something tells me the material used isn't a dense solid. You could probably still bend your limbs.
I'd still find a way to whack it...
I'll take 5
"I am Jesus"
Wouldn't it be better to invest in a chastity belt?