Translation: "stop! Turn off the fire detector before you set the house on fire. Make sure you drink this poison in the bathroom- easier to clean up. What the heck is this? No one has these phones anymore. Get a cellphone. You know what? I'm out of here. This isn't my job anyway. Later losers."
@Korra, How the hell did you do tha- oh right, you are the Avatar...
Is the uploader an instrument?
@Senior Citizen, no but horseradish is.
@Senior Citizen, no senior citizen, meownaise is not an instrument
@Senior Citizen, Ya, I'm sure he's a tool.
@Senior Citizen, no Patrick
@Senior Citizen, spongebob reference?
Oh Anubis, you're such a nice man-jackal-god-thing
@WitchKingOfAngmar, And a super hot god boy.
@Informational Rabbit, you read the Kane series too?
So this is made by Jeff Powers and appeared on the now dead site sixsixfive.com. How did the uploader find this pic!? I loved that site!
Safety tips from the Egyptian god of death? Thanks but no thanks. Or was it Osiris who was the god of death? Ugh, can't remember
@Sexy Homunculus, Osiris is the god of like, everything. He's like the Odin of Egypt I think.
@Sexy Homunculus, I think Anubis is the god of judgement, but it may be death too.
@Mega Swampert, I AM HERE TO CLARIFY EVERYTHING: Osiris is the god of death/judgement, and Anubis is the god of funerals.
@Langenator, Also, Odin is the chief god, but not the god of everything.
I thought this was going to have some thing to do with the Kane chronicles by Rick riordan. Anyone else read this series or is it just me?
Awwwwwwwww Yeahhhhhhh!!!! That me!!!!
"Let's do drugs"
I can translate this! Bird crosses the valley of wind to find flamingo. The all seeing eye crosses the footpath of the lion man for the first time. Then the snake pharaoh crosses the birds foot. The bird first pecks the pharaoh's face of and put it in a clay jar. The end
Play nice, don't do anything dangerous, stay hydrated, and don't get killed!
Cook properly! This thing over here will protect your life in case your kitchen catches fire and becomes very hot! If it rings, men who believe in truth and justice wearing crowns will arrive and save you from meeting our god!
If you want to be like Cleopatra, travel to the lower part of Egypt and make sure not to die from the blazing heat!
This thing over here allows you to talk to nice people and possibly our god. Make sure you don't toss this thing outside or else I'll take your soul and live for eternity.
Now go outside and have fun. Don't get run over by a truck while you're playing or else you'll die and burn in the scorching heat!
Found it on Reddit. Seems legit.
I've always wanted a mask of some sort like his head. Or to just bang Anubis.