Chicks have been pretending to be bisexual since the 70s. It's nothing new.
@ThePandaPool , and they've been lying for way longer than that.
@ThePandaPool , according to my internet browser history you are correct
@ThePandaPool , and they been pretending to eat hot chip too
My wife was born in 96 and she's a great cook. Plus, I managed to convince someone to marry me. Check mate.
@Bear of Light, go ahead and brag why dont ya, good to be one of the lucky ones
@Bear of Light, I graduated high school before your wife hit double digits in age. But glad it's working out.
@Not him again, I was born in 94, so it's all legit.
@Bear of Light, I wasn't knocking you, just makes me feel old lol.
@Not him again, ok Boomer ;)
@Bear of Light, I was born in 1970 & best I can muster is some toast
@Not him again, same... we old.. at least we can take our baby aspirin together in the morning
@Murphlins, I'll probably die of liver disease or some form of cancer long before I have a heart attack. Life would rather prolong the dying process, considering its fvcked me over so many times already
This is based on a tweet, I think. The person who made this tweet was incredibly confused when people started memeing at them.
@Your Waifu, "Eat hot chip" always gets me to giggle
I haven't talked to a single straight girl who has never had a fantasy about another girl.
@GayShjtSniper, I haven't talked to a girl.... cause I ain't no simp
@GayShjtSniper, I constantly tell my gf that even though I'm straight as can be, I find Ryan Reynolds extremely attractive
I think you’ll my my girlfriend (1994) mode one of the best meals I’ve ever had. She even spread her legs herself.
@ZeroG1422, the doctors would like to know your address, you’ve clearly suffered a stroke.
@ZeroG1422, that’s the meal that keeps on giving
@megamanx181x, only untill marriage
@Dr TalleyWacker, awww......
Women bragging of ignorance in cooking are confessing bigger issues.
Someone sounds bitter
Ha! Girls aren't real, silly!
This comment has yet to be proven wrong to my understanding
@LightskinDarkNig, impossible! It has been proven wrong, by me!