If he flips the car, he could basically ski the rest of the way home
He’s going places... mostly wherever is directly in front of him, but places
The trailer will still pivot. Assuming some 'give' is present on the roof rack ties, this should allow for some minimal turning
He is, just some ups and downs along the way
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Guy: "I guess I wood."
Officer: "Ha ha. What are doing with these boards on your car?"
Guy: "About 60 on the straight-a-ways."