A story about maple syrup the expires in the future
Canadians goin' down! Mayd-Eh, mayd-Eh, mayd-Eh!
@Didnt get the joke, That was pretty clever. Upvote.
@Didnt get the joke, #bestcomments
@Didnt get the joke, Hurry!, everyone to the moose farm!
Canada can never fall *rides away on a robotic moose that runs on maple sap*
@Mycomputerbroke, but... there's no more sap, it was the last bottle of syrup, your robotic moose wouldn't be able to run..
@frankiebadass, but that is in the future and this is now. And by then we will genetically engineer syrup to last longer
@Mycomputerbroke, What is Canadian may never die.
Still don't last as long as Twinkies.
I just want to take this time out to say that I am Canadian, and I love these jokes. I remember one tumblr post that said "Canadians are my favorite mythological creatures" and I laughed way too hard!
Best by February 10th, 2015 at 2:41 pm? Given day/month/year style
"I have an idea! I'm gonna say what the last guy said...but in bold!"
The year is 151441 and humanity has still not learned the difference between "it's" and "its". Let it fall.
Is it her… Or is it Maple Lean?
At that point...we are truly lost
That's my birthday....
They were the first to fall due to their failing policies.
And the world's survival is entirely dependent on port priority.
Im canadian mexican and born in the USA so am i just North American
They were just too nice to accept maple syrup from America
Believe it or not twinkies do have an expiration date. America will fall too.