How does one bite an apple cleanly in half?
@ReeseBobby, very carefully
@ReeseBobby, ask someone with reaaaaaal flat teeth.
Whisper sweet nothing's to it
You take a picture of a picture that asks what you do if there was an ear in your Apple...what you do?
Nibble at it
@wolfang, bite the earlobe a bit
Whisper in its ear to fùck off
Keep eating it
I'm pretty drunk at bar so I would tell it my life story.