Well folks, here's your update: I have found out who my yandere stalked is. She's this quiet, nerdy girl in all my classes, named Sophia. I caught her on video, sneaking into my room... FROM THE HALLWAY. After showing this to the police, I was informed that she was apparently entering thru the fire escape in my stepdad's office. She is now in a psychiatric hospital. Hallelujah
@Unamused Llama, she might be the one
@DiSoNeGuY, I was literally crying like a bjtch with relief
@Unamused Llama, You just made it impossible for me to sleep. I sure hope you are giving yourself one big ol' pat on the back for that one.
@Unamused Llama, dude man tf happened? I missed part one. Gonna need a summary of you're emotionally capable of one
@Cliche Super Hero , I got a stalker love poem.... She was fvckin creepy. And she stole my shjt. I like my shjt. Please don't steal my shjt
@Unamused Llama, damn I remember now. You posted it a while ago. I'm glad you're alive... was she cute?
@OrphanCrippler44, ur welcome
@Cliche Super Hero , thx. But srsly: never touch my shjt ppl!
@Unamused Llama, you should have asked her out, that would have been a sure thing
@DaddyWurzel, that sounds like suicide. Also, she stole my shjt. No one steals my shjt. What part of that don't you get?
@Unamused Llama, I'm guessing you're now jamming out to this pics song with relief, huh?
@Unamused Llama, thank goodness, that scared the crap out of me when I read it
@Unamused Llama, I haven't been on funny pics all day. Where's the first half?
@Captain Mal, it's a ways back. Hold on I will copy and paste it for you
@Captain Mal, Officially creeped out.... I recieved a note in my locker yesterday. It reads:
Roses are red
Like the blood on my shoe
If you don't love me,
Then your room will be, too.
I watch you at night
I know you so well
I stole your black hoodie
'Cause I like how it smells
I love you so much
Whether awake or asleep
I love when you laugh
I hurt when you weep
I saw you get hit
By your stepdad last night
I can change that for you
And make everything right
I saw that bitch Carry
Reject you at school
When she shot you down
She was the real fool
But it'll all be okay
It'll work out, you'll see
Because no matter what
You will always have me
Along with this were some pictures of the inside of my room. Most of them focused on my sleeping body. I called the police, and they said it was probably just a prank, and this doesn't happen, usually. They said if I get any "real" proof, I could see them again. FML.
@Unamused Llama, dude... I'm sorry. That's freaky.
@Captain Mal, yeeeeeeeppp
@Unamused Llama, I'm out of the loop. Might you explain?
@dategrape, I posted that thing about the poem on here a couple days ago. My stalker is now found
@Unamused Llama, I was only joking, you did the best thing
@Unamused Llama, that's great to hear, and I have a slight feeling you don't like people stealing yo shjt?
@Unamused Llama, I'm glad to hear that, though I can't imagine what her family must be going through, but you still did the right thing good job!
@Unamused Llama, stay woke.
@Unamused Llama, ~Steals your shjt~
@Unamused Llama, il take her of your hands
@YourOneBronyFriend, u are the one exception. I can't tell u no
@YourOneBronyFriend, *gets shot*
What did you expect? He just had a stalker, probably is buying a gun or knife or something and you're not even a cute b@shjt crazy girl.
@Unamused Llama, WTF!!!! Glad you're okay. People are crazy!!
@itouchedthebutt, yes. Yes they are.
@mas2de, I have a guard gerbil. Does that count?
@mas2de, ~Holds flower to chest and dies Lonely Toons style~
@Unamused Llama, good. Just uhh, just be careful when she gets out of there. In fact, I'd leave town before she gets out (if ever)
@Unamused Llama, glad things worked out man
@Unamused Llama, Why not a rabbit? Are gerbils immune to holy hand grenades?
@Unamused Llama, wow i cant believe she was getting into your house. I thought she was just looking into ur room from the outside. And did the crazy/hot ratio theory work? Or was she just crazy
Whip out some Ween (Ocean Man).
Thank you! A sweatshirt I can understand. But not my boxers.
Friend turns it to everything is awesome song*
You: man y u gotta b like that
What would she do in your room?
@DiSoNeGuY, steal my shjt
@DiSoNeGuY, the police found two jackets, one hoodie, two boxers and a pair of jeans at her house.
@Unamused Llama, I was fine until I saw boxers. No girl takes a man's boxers without permission.
"I'm a Goofy Goober yeah!"
Well, now that my life is no longer in jeopardy, I have a super important question for everyone. Tits or ass?
@Unamused Llama, y not both?
@Unamused Llama, ass.