Shjt, I’m not a dad and I say this, I should buy a pregnancy test for my gf
@TriangleTesticles, it’s already too late.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, at least he knows it’s his since he acquired the dad joke gene
@TriangleTesticles, I’m not a dad and I say this too and I have no gf. Should I be expecting a random visitor in 18 years?
@TriangleTesticles, Congratulations 🎉
@TriangleTesticles, I forgot that I had left my sunglasses on my head.
I don't even know who to give the pregnancy test to, I've never had sex.
When the waiter come to pick up his *empty* plate and asks how was the meal, my dad always says "not good/I didn't enjoy it" with a smirk.
Literally typing out the scenario enraged me.
Recently met my friends dad. He honestly wears a white shirt ticked into denim shorts, white newbalance with tube socks pulled up, and a hat that says "no whining". Dudes an absolute champion.
*A black dad...*
this seems to be turning into a different joke. What happened?
Every time me and my hubby leave somewhere either I say "let's go, Joe" or he says "ready, Betty?"
We dont have kids. And that's neither of our names. We are just that awesome