Please help me I'm getting kidnapped by a piece of cheese
And then she threatens to whip out the chancleta
@Giant Cabbage, no ama! No! No le digas a mi papa!
Then you put your headphones on and turn up your music to avoid the backlash.
And then my dad agrees with me and my mom-wall crumbles.
When you trynna get into Diagon Alley but you forgot your wand.
@therutabagaclub, stolen comment
@Soulless at birth, Yea.. Sorry, I commented something along those lines the last time this was posted. Missed The beasty beast's comment.
@therutabagaclub, I meant you stole mine D:
@Soulless at birth, ooooohh. Sorry about that.
Or your kid that they are
Just remember, your mama brought you into this world and she can take you out of it!!
@FinalRide, like Casey Anthony
@Not your girlfriend , yea...that went a lil too far
Plot Twist: mafia built her into a brick house but she survived
*Mum realise's she is wrong and the wall opens and reveals Diagon Alley*