If I come to your house and you have a 12 lbs lobster walking around, I am straight up punting that ocean spider into the nearest boiling pot and scramming the heck outta there.
@SimonPetrikov, more like ocean scorpion cause of its length, crabs are more spider like
@SimonPetrikov, I only have two irrational fears, and they're leaches and crustaceans, so I'd just scream like a püss and yeet myself out of the situation.
"Hit me with some Yum Yum Sauce. I'm going in..."
Lobsters are pretty much immortal and grow to be ridiculous sizes if they live that long. I remember a story of my dad’s friend where he went surfing in some country near the equator (i don’t remember which) but he went pretty far out and was exploring a coral reef out there, when all of a sudden a lobster that was almost as long as he was tall latched itself onto his torso, and despite his best efforts he couldn’t dislodge it, so he swam back to the beach. Which took him nearly 10 min or so, all the while with a gigantic lobster enveloping him. When he finally emerged into the beach, people every where were screaming bloody murder and running away as fast as they could, so his friend found some other friends, got his gun, and killed the lobster. I hear they had lobster for like a month.
Where the butter?