Bless her heart... Abbey has taken a lot of cocks to the face
@seeUpee, hey now, that doesn't make you stupid.
@ TouchMyCatEars, wanna see?
@seeUpee, shes taken cocks soooooo many more places then just the face.
@ TouchMyCatEars, Actually, it's the other way around. No wonder she has taken so many to the face...
@seeUpee, I see you're no longer being harassed about that dude's dad. Finally stopped tormenting him then, or did you silence the fellow?
dare you, she's a strong independent woman with four kids who dont need no man other than government assistance.
@FalconHalo, nhaaaaa I didn’t silenced him, I never dislike anything as well. I enjoyed him if anything, was kind of fun waiting what he would say. He hasn’t showed up in a few days tho
@seeUpee, ooo what happened i mustve missed it
@GunLovingMerican, almightysomething was the guy, he was in love with his dad and downvoted everyone. Everytime he would comment he would bring up his dad in a sexual way with me. Was quite funny
Thats like saying:
I'm an engineer.
Oh it must be hard shoveling coal in to a train all day
@Atomicking74, no it's worse bc they're not the same word
@Atomicking74, more like “oh im an engineer”
“thats so cool, im pretty good at excel my own self”
@Atomicking74, more like "I'm a physician" "oh, I played the recorder in 7th grade"
@Atomicking74, more like “I’m a city councilman.” “Oh cool, I saw mine all the time in school when I was failing English and science.”
I’m a full on rapist
@TheBigJ, I’m an analrapist
@TheBigJ, okaay... I’m a Gemini
@TheBigJ, Hi full on rapist. I'm dad.
IMO that is both the stupidest and most brilliant response possible.
Him: “I’m an astrophysicist.”
Me: “Can I see your telescope?”
Really me: What do I sign up to to meet a catch like him?
@Bad Suggestions, astrophysicist: sure but it’s not as big as you are imagining
Just fvck her and leave
@megamanx181x, I don’t think she is good at the sex
@seeUpee, she doesn’t have to be, just need the hole
That’s a big oppsiedoosie
Im pretty sure she asked "WHAT are you?"
Ps: his name isn’t Graham... it’s Matt. He’s the latest Aussie bachelor
I do asshole fisty fist.