"I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub."
This man will not be bamboozled.
@codyl, *whistles* get out of the water there’s a shark!
@J3ster, theres no shark in the bathtub
@J3ster, I don't know about sharks but there's a torpedo
Sauce is Lisa Ann
@slapmysalami, I would snort coke off her dîck!
I'll be drowning in something tonight
@theshadosnipe, Yes, a bathtub. With a flannel stuffed down your throat to stop you breathing if you fight your way back to the surface.